This is how you don’t lose sleep over BULLSHIT…

• you don’t let shit reach your soul unless deemed worthy of soul touch.
• you protect yourself at all cost.
• no matter what situation comes into your path, you are the controller of your right now.
• you take time to yourself more than you actually think you should.
• you give the same amount of energy that is being reflected to you back so therefore you don’t give to much or not enough (shit we even right.)
• you stay hydrated.
• you stay occupied with creative shit.
• don’t text him/her first (had to slip that in)
• stay walking with your protectors and spirits and never lose sight of them.
• stay massaging yourself with coconut oil.
• express your emotions.
• write “fuck that shit” a million times over until you completely don’t fuck with that shit.
• do you.
• masturbate.
• give yourself hella credit just for waking up and being bomb as fuck.
• touch your hair, massage your scalp.
• dance in the mirror and grope yourself.
• burn some money sometimes..remind yourself this shit ain’t real.
• on the flip side though GET THIS MONEY!!! then proceed to give thanks.
• fuck a few times in scorpion pose.
• pay your bills on time.

INTERMISSION – Shit getting crazy huh? I’m listing you up with ways to improve your sleep and not lose sleep. Thank me later.  

• spray paint a vagina on the property of Trump.
• bathe in rain water, steep with rain water then collect more rain water.
• get as weird as you possibly can every day.
• spend only a hour a day on social media…the rest of your precious life shall be spent stunting in reality.
• don’t explain yourself to nobody.
• let the body enjoy its pure form…butt ass naked with no materials covering our hearts.
• don’t text the ex.
• don’t run after him or her…I mean shit if you gotta run which can make you possibly loose breathe and die then wtf is the point? there isn’t one! BYE.
• embrace your skin and if you chocolate take a bite out yourself for me.
• acknowledge your innerG and never back down.
• don’t be on no sucker shit EVER IN LIFE.
• never feel guilty for doing you…being you and loving you.

…and these are some of the ways we will never lose sleep over bullshit. 

THE END